Chapter 1: I'm surrounded by idiots.
Today, Ganondorf, Zant and Majora are hosting a meeting of the universe's badest fictional villians at a local Hylian Community Center.
"Welcome" Ganondorf said into a microphone.
"I'm Ganondorf, these two are Zant and Majora. Zant is the guy with the retarded cone head, Majora is the weird floating purple heart shaped mask." he said.
"Hey!" yelled Majora and Zant.
"Hello" everone except Ganondorf, Zant and Majora.
"Today, all of us take a break from whatever it is that makes you evil, to unite as villans and discuss villanous things." said Majora.
"Any one here got an issue." asked Zant.
"Yeah!" cried out the voice of a child.
"Who said that?" asked Ganondorf.
"Me!" the voice cried out.
It was Cartman from South Park.
"Yes Cartman?" asked Zant.
"Yeah, um were are the snacks?" said Cartman
"We didn't say there was gonna be any snacks. Did we?" said Ganondorf.
"We did'nt say there was going to be any snacks." said Majora.
"Well, it said there was in the invitation you sent to us." said Cartman.
"Wait who made the inivations?" asked Majora.
He and Ganondorf turned towards Zant.
"What?" asked Zant.
They turned back to the others.
"I want my snacks now, god damn it!" yelled Cartman.
"There are no snacks." replied Majora.
"No, you give snacks now or i'll kick you right in the nuts!" yelled Cartman.
"You know what screw you guys, i'm going home!" Cartman said as he was leaving out the door.
"Okay any other issues?" asked Zant.
"Um yeah!" said Kane from the Command and Conquer games.
"Yes baldy?" asked Zant.
"Um, can we discuss the decrease of henchmen?" asked Kane.
"Henchmen? I thought NOD was a cult with thousands of members or something?" asked Bowser.
"We've had a few budget cuts." replied Kane.
"Budget cuts?" said Lord Kona from Galactic civilizations 2.
"Yes Kona i know, let's just say that GDI knows how to get rid of Tiberium." Kane replied.
"Any other issues?" asked Zant.
"We got some." shouted Freddy Kruger.
Next to Freddy was Jason, Michael Meyers, Chucky and Jigsaw.
"The prices of knives are at an all time high.
"Um, blame the president?" replied Zant.
"I'm surrounded by retards." Majora whipsered to Ganondorf.
"I know how you feel" he replied.

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