Chapter 2

Deku Tree: Link, art thou ready to gost inside and fing the evil that has cursed me?
Link: Yeah, but first learn how to speak proper english!
Deku Tree: Just get in!
Link: Whoa! All this stuff can exist in a tree?
Navi: Apparently, you need to go up to the door.
Link: Dang, I hope there is a computer in this tree. Then I could go to gamefaqs and find out how to get through this dungeon!

Narrator: Link fights the Deku Shrub.

Link: Stop running away!
Navi: HEY!!!
Link: Oooooow! You make my ears hurt!!
Navi: You need to slash him with your sword!
Link: I know!
Navi: HEY!!!
Link: What now?
Navi: Slash him! Aren't you listening?!

Narrator: Much later...

Link: Finally! I got the slingshot!
Navi: HEY!!! Set it to C!
Link: Stop saying hey!
Navi: HEY!!! Snap that web in half!
Link: Stop! This is not amusing!

(to be countinued)