If you can’t accept criticism, get off the internet. Seriously. I am well aware that you are probably not an aspiring author and will probably not benefit greatly from my nitpicking of your fan fiction parody, but if this is the way you react of something about which you claim to be so “passé” (ie not bothering with Spanish language, etc.) then I cannot imagine how you would react when someone insults something you actually care about.

So for your own sake: learn to take it like a man. We’re only trying to help, stop whining.

We’re not asking you to stop your story. We’re asking you to just put more effort into it. From the way it looks, you put two seconds of thought and five seconds of efforts banging this baby out on the keyboard. There are places on Zelda Universe where careless posts are let slide, but fanfiction- a board for writing- seriously shouldn’t be one of them.

Making everyone look like an idiot has been done a million times before. “Stupid” characters are so incredibly cliché, and really only work effectively if you have a straight-man, always taking the heat from their zany antics. Link could potentially take on this character, but he hardly reacts to the insanity at all.

The fact of the matter is that your story looks like it took about five seconds to write, and you’re sassing everyone who tries to point out that maybe, just maybe you should consider putting more effort into your posts.

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