I've read Grass' already....meh, I've seen better.
The weed whacker shall come along saoon enough.
That's not the end of the chapter.
Lastly, like I said, very short. Now, moving on...
(You're the adopter of a friend of mine...)
Anyway:
Chapter 1; Act 2!

Aryll: There's a ship out there, and a short pirate lady with weird hair, and a giant bird!
Link: -confused look-
Aryll: -points outside-
Link: Oh.
Aryll: C'mon, loser of a stupid fat brother. Let's go.
Grandmother: -throws soup at link- DRINK IT OR DIE!
Link: Unh...
Tetra:*boring voice* Ahhh. I am being taken away by a bird. Somebody help me. Ah.
Link: -gives his no-way-I'm not helping her-face--
Aryll: *also being taken*
So, Link now goes to see Orca
Orca: HOOWAH. YOU WANT A SWORD, HOOWAH?
Link: -nods-
Orca: TOO BAD HOOWAH!
Link: -kicks Orca and steals the hero's sword-
Orca: OWW. HOOWAH.
Text on bottom of the screen: 1yk z0mfg u g0t a sw0rd now u c@n fite w0w 1o1z
Link: -destroys text with sword then goes to the forest-
In the forest...
Link: Unh...-destroys monsters then spots Tetra- HEY!
Tetra: Help. I am stuck in a tree. Ah.
Link: -helps her down-
Tetra: -walks off silently-
Link: -follows all the way to the pirate ship-
Pirate guy: TETRA. HEY.
Tetra: Hello bodyguard. Let us go to the Forsaken fortress.
-End of Chapter 1-
To be continued in 20 minutes, Chapter 2 of THE LEGEND OF ZELDA, THE WEED WHACKER

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