This is a parody of the Wind Waker. If you've read, please comment. Rate if possible, 1-3.
I forgot a rating, so I'll put it as G...minimal languge (the occasoinal crap, but that's it)


Long ago, there was a legend of a boy named Link who used different items to save the world from Gannondorf with the help of his friends, Tetra, the King of Red Lions, his sister-Aryll, and many others.
The story was passed down through generations father told son, son told sibling, and on and on.
Over time, the story was lost, and now, found. This is the story of:

THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: THE WEED WHACKER

Aryll: GET UP YOU LAZY BUM!
Link: ....
Aryll: ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY, NOW DO STUFF!
Link: *grunting sound*-climbs down ladder-
Link's Grandmother: DARNIT CHILD, GET OVER HERE OR I'LL WHIP YOU AGAIN!
Link: -walks over to grandmother and nods-
Links Grandmother: Now that's a good boy. NOW PUT THESE ON, FOOL! -gives link pink hero's clothes-
Link: Ohhhh....
Anoying popup thing on bottom of the screen: DA DA DA DAAAA! U GOT DA LOSERz I MEEN HER0S CLOSE LOLZ
Link -puts on-
Aryll: -rushes in- LINK, LINK, !---WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU WEARING?!
-To be continued-

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