One winter day, Mrs. Lorna Bryant was jogging with her friends.She had an insane love of the color black, and, being herself, she wore all black while jogging. The black clothes made her stand out violently against the snow. A truck passed her. After a few seconds, the truck backed up and the driver popped out of his window.

"I just wanted to tell you, that you are completely invisible. I totally could not see you." He then drove off. Long story short; to this day, Mrs. Bryant is a ninja. And she is the awesomest ninja history teacher ever.

And Mrs. Bryant's tornado drill: Get under your desks with a book over your head. If she freaks out, slap her twice across the face and say, "Mrs. Bryant- what would a ninja do!?"

Tidbit: Her childhood was spent in South Africa. She moved here as part of a foreign exchange program in high school, and is a citizen as of two months ago.