Chapter 1

Narrattor: We begin with Links dream...

Link: Hey where am I why is it all dark? Hey princess!
Zelda: Get away Link you idiot Ganons coming to kill you!
Link: Huh?
Ganon: Prepare to die Link!
Link: Dang I only came here to buy some bread and now I'm going to die!
Ganon: (shoots orb)
Link: AAAAH!

Narrator: Now the Deku Tree is talking to Navi

Deku Tree: Art thou going to goest to Links house to help him?
Navi: Why should I listen to you, you old-english speaking tree?
Deku Tree: Why you little! I wish I could strangle you!
Navi: But you don't have hands Homer Simpson imatator!
Deku Tree: Forgot it. Jost go to Links house.

Narrator: Now Navi is flying to Links house and ends up hitting a fence.

Navi: Stupid fence made my head hurt!
Navi: LINK YOU FAT LAZY KID WAKE UP!
Link: Stupid Fairy! (Strangles Navi).
Navi: But you need to save Hyrule! *choke*
Link: (stops strangling) I don't need to save Hyrule! Leave it to someone else!
Navi: Listen Link, the game can't countinue until you say yes.
Link: What game?
Navi: Who knows? You may be able to slash some cuccos.
Link: I LOVE SLASHING CUCCOS! Lets go!
Navi: That was easy...

Narrator: Now Link runs up to Mido.

Link: Let me through you jerk!
Mido: Sorry, but you can't get past, boy without a fairy!
Link: For your infomation, I have one!
Mido: The Deku Tree let you have one? Still, you must have a sword and sheild.
Link: I hate you! (strangles Mido)
Mido: *choke* If you want to live against the monsters, find the sword! Its beyond the hole! *choke*
Link: (stops strangling) Okay...

Narrator: Link finds the hole and goes through it.

Link: Okay so I have to get through the maze. Simple enough. AAAAH! A rock! (Runs)
Link: Hey a treasure chest! It contains...a rupee?! Wheres the sword?
Navi: HEY! Its over there!
Link: I got the sword! Now to find the sheild!

Narrator: Link walks into the shop.

Shopkeep: You'll need 40 rupees!
Link: Give it to me! (Unseaths sword) Or else you will die! After all, I'm only trying to save the world from desruction!
Shopkeep: OKAY! Here it is!
Link: I got it! Now to see the tree!