I suppose you were just kidding about that quintuple post, too. You know, there's this wonderful little device called the "Edit Button." It looks something like this:
Normally, I wouldn't recommend abusing anything, but please, abuse the edit button. It can mean the difference between sounding like a well-mannered young man/lady or a Neanderthal. Anyway, harshness aside, this isn't a very thought-out story. There's no form, the grammar is FUBAR, and you made Link talk. Why, why,
why do people insist on making him talk?