My teacher told us a story from when he was in the navy. Anyway the crew was heading for Jamica and my teacher had a friend in Jamica so when they stopped he went to visit him and afterword they went to a bar and got drunk. The next morning he woke up on a beach with a shirt he didn't have on in the first place. And there ship was about to leave. So he ran to the ship tried to sneak into his cabin but bumped into his captain. Yeah I cold go on forever about this guy.