I wrote this on an impulse. Basically, this is the song of King Iofur Raknison. Imagine Iofur breaking out into song when Lyra tells him she's a daemon and wants to be his daemon. If The Golden Compass were a musical, and Disney's: The Jungle Book never happened, this is what might have happened. Enjoy.
King Iofur's Song
(Parody of I Wanna Be Like You)
Now, I'm the mightiest king of all
The ice-world's VIP
I've reached the top, and had to stop
And that's what's been bothering me
I wanna be a human, Lyra
And stroll right in to town
And be just like the other men
I'm tired of cub'n around!
Oh, Oo-be-doo!
I wanna be like you!
I wanna walk like you,
Talk like you too!
You'll see it's true:
A bear like me
Can learn to be human too!
Now, don't try to fool me, Lyra
I've made a deal with you
What I desire is daemon fire
to make my dream come true!
Now, give me your secret, Lyra
C'mon, tell me what to do!
Give me a clue of what I must do
So I can acquire you!
Oh, Oo-be-doo!
I wanna be like you!
I wanna walk like you,
Talk like you too!
You'll see it's true:
A bear like me
Can learn to be human too!
Yeah, you!
I wanna be like you!
I wanna walk like you
Talk like you too!
You'll see it's true:
Someone like me
Can learn to be someone like me!
I can learn to be someone like you!
I can learn to be someone like me!
Yeah, man!
EDIT: You know, a comment or two would be nice...