Because that would have seriously pissed people off. Also could have brought on all sorts of fun lawsuits in a worst-case scenario, for those who didn't get the joke.

The intention of the April Fool's Joke was to be fun, not to make people angry or upset. While that may have unfortunately happened in some cases, it was never the intention. Telling people the money raised was going to buy Jason a new motorcycle would have done nothing but caused a lot of negativity.

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