Now this is a story, all about how, my life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, don't go nowhere jew
And I'll tell you how I became the prince of a board called 'ZU'

In southern New England, born and raised, on the Internet is where I spent most of my days
Chillin out, ranting, and trolling the tools, while shooting down dumbasses who thought they were cool
And with a couple of trolls, with the rules we ignored, started making trouble on a message board
We post one little meme and the mods got scared and said "You're not going to get away with that **** from Bel-Air!"