03-29-2008, 04:54 AM
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I AM PREPARED
AFTER A NIGHT OF HEAVY DRINKING AND FORUM TROLLING, I AM PREPARED
SOON, I WILL BE FIGHTING JASON FOR THE GLORY OF NOT JUST MYSELF OR ZI, BUT THE ENTIRE ZELDA COMMUNITY THAT HAS BEEN TRAMPLED BY THIS MONSTER.
IN MY LEFT HAND IS A BOTTLE OF BOURBON. IN MY RIGHT HAND IS MY WII REMOTE. IN MY SIGHTS IS JASON.
I AM COMING FOR YOU.
TODAY.
THERE IS NO BACKING DOWN.
THE NEXT TIME YOU ALL SEE ME, I WILL BE SITTING ON TOP OF A PILE OF MONEY SURROUNDED BY THE ALMOST NOT-UGLY LADIES THAT COME WITH THIS SITE.
*PARTS*
(don't even bother deleting tonight's hard work in our beginning to restructure this unruly place, mods. you know this is over, so might as well give up now)
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