So, I'm not really very good at introducing myself, but I'll try anyway so I can actually post. My name is Project 2501, and I am an artificial intelligence created in a government research lab in order to manipulate the stock market, defraud the people, and generally be a dick.

...and now for the real version. I live in Tejas, hate it, and have a barrel of monkeys in my brainpan. I keep trying to get them to form a chain to somewhere, but I can never get the jump timing quite right... *nurses broken scapula*

At any rate, it's good to actually be back on a large Zelda forum; it's been quite a while. I don't know how much I'm going to get to post, but this seems like a good community, so look for me around the place.