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Morbid · #1 [ ] 03-20-2008, 09:58 AM

ok, lets start this off, this is going to be a chaptered story.

A long time ago in a small township called hyrule, there was a distort warrior named link, although he faught for his land and people, he also faught for...what HE thought was right, you will find out a bit later on.

Link was jogging through the kokori forest armed with sword and shield, before he came across a small villiage, he crept through the bushes untill he came to a little hut, he thought to himself "oh man, hopefully theres some jew's here" as he crept in through the back, he saw an old man sitting in a rocking chair with a jewish hat on, link crept up slow weilding his sword, his blade had engraved into the side"Seig Heil" then had a Swazi Nazi sign on the side He screamed "RIP HITLER" and slashed at the old man digging the blade into his skull spraying blood on links face and all over the room, he ripped his blade off the top of the jews head leaving traces of shattered bone on the chair and the carpet. Not to long after link charged out the front door straight accross to the other hut while there was a barmitsva for a 14 year old boy named hershal, link charged in and booted the the first thing he saw wich was hershals great grandmother, shattering her spine as he leaped off her back as he sliced his blade down on the face of hershals father tearing hershals fathers eye out and ripping his flesh apart, sheering the flesh and bone out of his face, Link hit the floor and rolled forwards slashing at hershals mother to the side taking out her kneecap.....

alright the first bit done, not the whole first chapter, just an appetiser for the moment, give me a review and i will go on further with the story, thank you

posts anyone?