Originally Posted by link_master122

CHAPTER #3

Link: Hey look it is the gate to Kakariko Village
Epona: there are more Bokoblins there too..
Link: Damn it!!!
Bokoblin: Sup, yo want some BliNg??!
Link: Wat kind Mother-*beep*
Epona: Don’t buy it!
Link: *looks at “BliNg”* naah looks cheap
Bokoblin: how ‘bout booze?
Link: I love dat!
Bokoblin: 64 ruppes please
Link: *Runs over Bokoblin and takes booze*
Epona: see I told you there was another way
Link: NO You Didnt!
Epona: Shut UP....
Link: It’s da gate...

*later in kakariko*

Lonely Village Leader: Hello, I am lonely
Link: Ok....lets call you L.V.L for short, ok?
L.V.L: sure...
Link: are YOUUUU
L.V.L: don’t imitate Soulja Boy....
Link: nahhh...
L.V.L: aren’t you gonna save something?
Link: Maybe, you got some drugs?
L.V.L: Which one? Crack, Marijuana, Speed Bomb, Cocaine or my special combination of all of them