this is not rated E or M
it seems T cause i raely use swear words

this is my 1st chapter

CHAPTER 1

Fado: Oi, Oi link wake up!
Link: Ok, Ok just shut the %$&* up okay?
Fado: Sure...
Link: *comes down*
Link: What do ya want?
Fado: Help me herd goats, please?
Link: Hell no!
Fado: Why not?
Link: ‘Cause I said so not get the $#@% outta here!!
Fado: ok see you lat-
Rusl: -Hi, Link!
Colin: Hi, Link!
Uli: Hi, Link!
Colin, Rusl and Uli: We love you Link!
Link: okay... well any way I’m going to get out of this boring place and go to
Hyrule Castle Town!
Everybody: Why!!??
Link: ‘Cause I said so now leave me alone!
*On Screen Text Box* DAA DAA DAA DAAAAA !
You Ditched your Townsfolk AND Colin
CONGRATS TO YOU!!!
Link: *whistles* Epona come here boy...er.. I mean girl!
Epona: Nice save...
Link: Thanks! Do you have some booze?
Epona: Well about that....I have a nice offer for you, 3 bottles of booze and you give me a trip to Ilia!
Link: Fine *rolls eyes*, but I’m only doing this for the booze got that!
Epona: sure...
Link: I am!
Epona: Ok, ok I get it!
*later at Ilia’s house*
Link: Hi Ilia!
Ilia: Hi...the world is depressing, want me to read you a poem?
Link: no that’s fine! I will just leave Epona with you, okay?
Ilia: YAY she always listens to my poems..er..I mean..sure fine but the world depresses me..
Link: Thanks! Epona asked me too
Ilia: WHAT?
Link: Nothing..I said nothing..*cough*especially about Epona being able to talk*cough*
Ilia: Fine but *mumbles on with her gothness and what not..* And that’s how baby Goths are born and-
Link: Ugh...anyway gotta go!
Ilia: Wait I have not told you about how-
Mayor Bo: Ilia! Time for my foot rub! AND sponge bath!
Ilia: YAY! I mean, Oh dad no! Not again!
Link: I’ll just pretend that never happened..
*At the “ranch” *
Link: WTF have you done to this place!!
Fado: What!? Is giving the goats alcohol such a bad idea?
Link: ....I will let YOU think this out..
Fado: Think, think.....*45 minutes later*...BRAIN BLAST!
Link: So...
Fado: Television!
Link: What the hell is that!!??
Fado: I imagine the future when people will watch “cartoons”, “soap operas” and “sitcoms” and “other people” all while sitting on a huge chair and getting fat!
Link: That’ s is a weird imagination you have there Fado.. Plus that will never happen! We will always have to make a play to watch other people!
Fado: Okay...
Link: In other news, I quit!
Fado: Why!
Link: ‘Cause I’m cool..
Fado: No...
Link: Ok I’m quitting because I am moving or something
Fado: You don’t remember!
Link: *puts shades on* I’m too cool for school I mean ranches...
*Later*
Everybody: Bye...Link.....We loved you..
Ilia: Me too! I mean I something-ed you!
Colin: Bye, Big brother!
Link: WHAT!!??
Colin: Nothing...*devious smile*
Link: Well see you guys, I’ll come back...later!
EVERYBODY: YAY!!! Er We Mean....If you really want to...

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