DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT BEATEN OCARINA OF TIME YET!!!

Link:Hey, Navi. You know, if I didn't know any better, I'd say Sheik is a woman.
Navi:That's 'cause she is, you idiot!
Link:Really? How can you tell?
Navi:Well, heehee! Being a girl myself, you notice... Features. (Talking about boobs.)
Link:What features?
Navi:Aagh!!!
Sheik skips along, humming Saria's Song. Link goes over to Sheik.
Navi:Hey- Wha- What are you doing!?!
A ripping sound is made, and Sheik is standing there with the front of her shirt torn off.
Link:Oh, hi Zelda!
Sheik punches Link in the face.

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