02-13-2008, 06:16 PM
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Goron
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Location: Dark Kokiri Forest.
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Re: My OoT Parody
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Chapter 5
Part One
Dark Link!!!!!!: Hello Link! We're here!
Link: FINALY!
*Crap drop's from Navi's "donkey" & Navi is wimpering*
Dark Link!!!!!!: Great! Now you got Navi so scared, she's craping herself! You know what? I'm going to take Navi & leave you to find out how to solve the Dungon all by yourself. Come on Navi.
Navi: thank you.
Link: Ahh there just going to come back later when I'm beging for help.
Goron 1: OH MY GOD IT'S MICHEAL JACKSON!
Goron 2: GET HIM!
Goron 1: LET'S SHOW HIM HOW IT FEELS TO BE FORCED ON!
Micheal Jackson: WHAT HE SAID!
Link: What the hell!
*link see's he look's like Micheal Jackson*
Micheal Jackson Link(MJL): DARK LINK!!!!!!, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!
Goron Leader: Wait! I know another way to get him to stop comeing here. We'll make him get the Dordondogo's out of the cave!
MJL: That's why I came.
Goron Leader: Good!
*meanwhile*
Navi: Dark Link, can I ask you a question?
Dark Link: You already did.
Navi: Can I see the script?
Dark Link!!!!!!: Why?
Navi: Remember what rappened in Chapter 4?
Dark Link!!!!!!: Yes.
*Flash Back*
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Navi: I WONDER WHAT THERE DOING IN THERE!
Dark Link!!!!!!: *while looking at the script in a shocked state* I don't think you want to know.
(on the other side of the door)
*1 min of clothes rustling*
*2 hours of bed squeaking*
*3 hours of snoring*
*Bed squeaking until Dawn of the 2nd Day*
Navi: FINIALY! HEY! ISN'T DAWN OF THE ______ DAY IN MM?
*Link come's out of Zelda's room*
Navi: WHAT WHERE YOU DOING IN THERE LINK?
Limk: Helping Zelda get the squeak out of her bed.
Navi: THEN WHAT WAS THE RUSTLING SOUND?
Link: Zelda geting ut of her good clothes.
Navi: THE SQUEAKING NOISE?
Link: The bed. If you don't beleave me, look for you'r self.
*Navi see's tool's every where*
Navi: OH!
Navi: I want to do research on that.
Dark Link!!!!!!: Ok.
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*while you were in the restroom during the middle of the conversation above, MJL had goten Bomb's*
DA DA DA DA! YOU GOT BOMB'S THESE ARE FILLED TO THR BRIM WITH GORON EXPLODING POWDER THAT...EXPLODES! WARNING: DON'T SHOVE A LIT BOMB UP YOUR ASS!
MJL: Good. Now just 1 more room before I get to the bridge.
*MJL goes into the next room*
Goron 1: Welcome to the "Are You A Goron" TV show!
Today's winner will get a ...DOOR KEY! Today's Category
Is...WHO IS THE MOST MICHEAL JACKSON! today we have a Goron Micheal Jackson, a Hylian Micheal, & a Kokiri
Micheal Jackson!
End Of Chapter 5 Part 1.
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Chapter 5
Part 2
MJL: Ok. Look's like I have to do this.
Goron 1: The First Event is to pick out a little boy out of the crowed. Every boy has a note card with them. Gay's have a  and are worth 10 point's, Bi's will have a :glare and are worth 0 point's, and Straight's have a  and are worth -5 point's. You can only pick 3 kid's. Whoeer come's in 1st & 2nd place goes to the final round.
4...3...2...1...*Make's fart noise that sound's like a gun*.
GMJ: Him, him, and him.
HMJ: That one, that one, & that one.
MJL: That one, him, & the one over there.
Goron 2: Ok! We'll show you the score right after this break!
Dark Link!!!!!! to the people reading this: Ok. Use this time to do what you got to do.
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Goron 2: Here is the score!
KMJ 5
HMJ 0
GMJ 15
Goron 3: Time for the final round!
This Part Of The Story Has Been Classified As Very Inappropriate And Has Been Forced To Be Changed Into
Numbers.
715181514: 54973150349781300545497206498721605846575031973150 04679483110467938843454076784046970494513104967804 50146497283644076497842134678945072431645797840464 97014642476745404642424543241547079044502465404652 5016791049424640791046470464!
Sorry For The Inconvenience. We Are Now Back To Your Regular Scheduled Program Already In Progress.
Goron 3: And the winner is...KMJ!
MJL: Alright!
Goron 3: Well that was 1 10049720972498104648015421
show.
Goron 1: Here's your prize.
DA DA DA DA! YOU GOT A KEY!
MJL: Now to go to that bridge.
MJL: 1 bomb 1 eye. 2 bomb's 2 eye's
*Dungon rumble's*
*MJL enter's door*
MJL: Ok let's see. I need to get up to that big block, push it off the side, push it into the hole, go in the door, find the boss and kill it. Man I need to learn to stop talking to myself.
* MJL pushes the block off the wall, ito the hole, & open's
the Boss Door*
QUEEN DORDONDOGO (QDDD)
QDDD: Hungry.
MJL: What?
QDDD: Need food.
MJL: How about a bomb?
QDDD: Not bad from Micheal Jackson.
*QDDD eat's the bomb...SACK!*
QDDD: Oh No!
*QDDD dies & MJL goes up into a blue light*
Goron Leader: Thank You for saveing our cave young boy.
We sent Micheal Jackson in but he never came out. We will give you this.
DA DA DA DA! YOU GOT THE GORON RUPY!
Link: ...! ALRIGHT I'M BACK TO NORMAL!
Dark Link!!!!!! & Navi: Did you learn your lesson?
Link: Nope
End of Chapter 5 Part 2.
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