02-11-2008, 09:26 PM
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Goron
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Location: Dark Kokiri Forest.
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Re: My OoT Parody
Sorry for double posting. Anyway, here's the chapter
Chapter 5
Part One
Dark Link!!!!!!: Hello Link! We're here!
Link: FINALY!
*Crap drop's from Navi's "donkey" & Navi is wimpering*
Dark Link!!!!!!: Great! Now you got Navi so scared, she's craping herself! You know what? I'm going to take Navi & leave you to find out how to solve the Dungon all by yourself. Come on Navi.
Navi: thank you.
Link: Ahh there just going to come back later when I'm beging for help.
Goron 1: OH MY GOD IT'S MICHEAL JACKSON!
Goron 2: GET HIM!
Goron 1: LET'S SHOW HIM HOW IT FEELS TO BE FORCED ON!
Micheal Jackson: WHAT HE SAID!
Link: What the hell!
*link see's he look's like Micheal Jackson*
Micheal Jackson Link(MJL): DARK LINK!!!!!!, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!
Goron Leader: Wait! I know another way to get him to stop comeing here. We'll make him get the Dordondogo's out of the cave!
MJL: That's why I came.
Goron Leader: Good!
*meanwhile*
Navi: Dark Link, can I ask you a question?
Dark Link: You already did.
Navi: Can I see the script?
Dark Link!!!!!!: Why?
Navi: Remember what rappened in Chapter 4?
Dark Link!!!!!!: Yes.
*Flash Back*
Quote:
Navi: I WONDER WHAT THERE DOING IN THERE!
Dark Link!!!!!!: *while looking at the script in a shocked state* I don't think you want to know.
(on the other side of the door)
*1 min of clothes rustling*
*2 hours of bed squeaking*
*3 hours of snoring*
*Bed squeaking until Dawn of the 2nd Day*
Navi: FINIALY! HEY! ISN'T DAWN OF THE ______ DAY IN MM?
*Link come's out of Zelda's room*
Navi: WHAT WHERE YOU DOING IN THERE LINK?
Limk: Helping Zelda get the squeak out of her bed.
Navi: THEN WHAT WAS THE RUSTLING SOUND?
Link: Zelda geting ut of her good clothes.
Navi: THE SQUEAKING NOISE?
Link: The bed. If you don't beleave me, look for you'r self.
*Navi see's tool's every where*
Navi: OH!
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Navi: I want to do research on that.
Dark Link!!!!!!: Ok.
*while you were in the restroom during the middle of the conversation above, MJL had goten Bomb's*
DA DA DA DA! YOU GOT BOMB'S THESE ARE FILLED TO THR BRIM WITH GORON EXPLODING POWDER THAT...EXPLODES! WARNING: DON'T SHOVE A LIT BOMB UP YOUR ASS!
MJL: Good. Now just 1 more room before I get to the bridge.
*MJL goes into the next room*
Goron 1: Welcome to the "Are You A Goron" TV show!
Today's winner will get a ...DOOR KEY! Today's Category
Is...WHO IS THE MOST MICHEAL JACKSON! today we have a Goron Micheal Jackson, a Hylian Micheal, & a Kokiri
Micheal Jackson!
End Of Chapter 5 Part 1.
So what do you think? If you read i befor I get the chance, I'll change Goron Leader to the proper name. Sorry if it was to short, but it's only part one.
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Last edited by Dark Link!!!!!!; 02-13-2008 at 05:16 PM.
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