02-09-2008, 01:08 AM
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Goron
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Location: Dark Kokiri Forest.
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Re: My OoT Parody
Chapter 3
*after getting out the ass, Link goes into a room & the door lock's*
Link: Oh s**t! A Skull, Spider, Monster, Thing! AHHHH!
*link opens the treasure chest*
DA DA DA DA! YOU GOT THE FAIRY SLINGSHOT!
Navi: LINK, JUMP INTO THAT GIANT WEB!
Link: No way.
Navi: I"LL GIVE YOU A DOLLAR IF YOU DO IT!
Link: What's a dollar?
Navi: I MEAN RUPEE!
Link: I'm not doing it.
Dark Link!!!!!!: Link just do what she says.
Link: Alright.
*Link jumps in the web*
*Link gets hit by a Deku nut*
Link: Ouch!
Navi: HAY, WATCH OUT, LISTEN!! LINK, IT'S A DEKU SCRUB! USE YOUR SHIELD TO...
Dark Link!!!!!!: I think he already knows Navi.
Deku Scrub #1: To Kill the curse, use your Slingshot.
*Link ignores the Scrub & goes into the Bosses Room*
Mario: It'sa me, Mario!
Luigi: I'ma Luigi, and I'ma going to win!
Link: What the hell are you doing here, & where's Queen Golma
at?
Mario: She'sa on vacation & we'rea taking hera place!
Navi:  ENOUGH WITH THE A'S!!!
Mario & Luigi: O.K.
Link: So aren't we going to fight?
Mario: Oha...I mean Oh right.
Link: Bowser kidnapped Peach & Daisy!
Mario & Luigi:Ma-ma-mea!
*Mario & Luigi rush out of room. A blue light appearers on floor*
Deku Tree: You broke the curse I see, but I am still doomed.
Link: Why?
Deku Tree: Probably from smoking weed.
Dark Link!!!!!! Don't forget steroid's.
Link: No wonder you're so big.
Deku Tree: Take this & go find the princess of destiny.
DA DA DA DA! YOU GOT THE KOKIRI EMERALD!
*Link goes out the Kokiri Forest*
Saira: Link, I knew you would leave the forest one day. Because you are diffrent from us. But that doesn't mean we can't be friend's. I want you to have this Ocarina. When you play it, I hope you will remember me and come back to the forest.
DA DA DA DA! YOU GOT THE FAIRY OCARINA!
Link: Finaly something stupid doesn't happen.
* Dark Link!!!!!! goes back & edit's the script*
Saira: When you play it, I hope you will *pttthhhhh*
remember me & come back to the forest.
DA DA DA DA! YOU GOT THE FAIRY OCARINA!
Link: What's that smell?
*Link leave's before Saira answer's*
End of Chapter3
What do you think?
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Last edited by Dark Link!!!!!!; 02-09-2008 at 09:15 AM.
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