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Old 02-08-2008, 08:11 PM
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csi...sick humor

okay now think of this theres a dude called happy and his blond 'lover' kills him in the whore house by(in order):
1.shoving poison in his but
2.dumping him in a ditch
3.another girl erm causes his throat to close up by saliva in a certain place(hes allergic to shrimp and said girl just ate shrimp)
4.his throat closes up
5.the manger of the 'house' shoots him with a crossbow opening up his throat
6.he goes to his trailer and takes the medicine for his allergies
7.he goes back to the blonde to get more and she hits him with a crowbar
8.happy goes by the pool and takes smokes
9.the smoke comes out of his throat
10.the pool chair breaks
11.poor happy falls into the pool and drowns

ironic,eh??


and if you've seen this episode you know what im talkiing about
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