I didn't find any other threads on this.AND the intro is just a joke from uncyclopedia. It speaks the truth, so what the heck:

“I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to pie? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to Oprah.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'In Soviet Russia, pie eats YOU!' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...Rapture, a city where the artist need only fear being butchered by ADAM addicted psychopaths, where the scientist can run roughshod over physics as we know them, where the great can do whatever the hell they want! And in Rapture, you can have your pie as well.”

Well, here we have it: an official "Bioshock" thread. I have put this game up as one of my favourites. It isn't your typical shooter either of all the possibilities you can put: hacking, controlling your enemies, upgraded guns, fantastic story, beautiful graphics and superpowers.
Coming into mind, I believe they're planning on making a second one, a prequel if I may be correct. And does anyone notice the energies of "ADAM" and "Eve" add up to Biblical characters?
Well...I'll put more into the intro later. Discuss.

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