Ya, im reviving this O=

Chapter 6: Forsaken Fortress part 2

*Link and Tingle have made it to the second floor of the fortress, and are now looking for a way to take out the spot lights"

Link: -looks up- Look at that light!

Tingle: -staring into the light- MY EYES! THEY BURN!

Link: .-. ok then. How are we going to get up there?

Tingle: -stumbling around- Err, i dunno

Link: Theres no ladder.. Looks like we're gonna need to make a rope.

Tingle: The only thing here to make a rope out of is an intestine but-Link, why are you looking at me like that?

Link: c:< -charges towards tingle, ripping out his small intestine-

Tingle: X_X -has gaping hole in his stomach area-

Link: -throws intestine up, climbs it, sees a Moblin guarding teh light-

Moblin: RAWR! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Link: -.- i dun wanna pass

Moblin: Good. Because I wasnt gonna let you.

Link: Fine.

Moblin: FINE!

Link: ...

Moblin: FINE! YOU CAN PASS!

Link: -picks up stick- c:< -tries to hit the moblin with it-

Moblin: -dodges- HEY! Its all fun and games till somebody gets their eye poked out. -gets his eye poked out- AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Link: =D -shuts off light-

Moblin: -crawling around for eye, Link kicks him off the edge of the tower-

Link: :3 Now to go revive Tingle! -puts intestines back in tingle-

Tingle: YAY! IM ALIVE! o.o -looks at hole still in stomach- Think we should do something about that?

Link: nah, you'll be fine .-.

Tingle: K. -bladder falls out-

*The two go back inside the fortress*


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