You all complain too much. I've probably posted the following sentence ten times here (each time directed at lord-of-whiners): YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO GET A LINK TO THE PAST AGAIN. Never. Ever. Get over it. It's a good game, a classic, one that should be mentioned amongst the best games ever and so on, and you're never going to get a game like it again. That doesn't mean you're not going to get a game that GOOD, just not a game like it in, well, gameplay. If you waste your time comparing LttP to every single goddamn Zelda game that comes out, you're just going to mope around the whole time you play the game. All of you fools need to be locked up in a closet with your old Zelda games and stay there, so you can stop hyping up new releases needlessly until you expect the game to be the equivalent of some sort of virtual orgasm.

Also, the whole Wind Waker thing.... I don't get it. You love it and you love it and you love it, and then you detract a couple nitpicky things from it, therefore it is not perfect, therefore it sucks. The main thing seems to be that it is too easy: why? I know there are some people who pride on figuring out the whole game themselves after lots of trial and error, but I think the only games that should HAVE to be difficult are games like Contra, Ikaruga, and so on. Zelda is not a game that you should be dying in every second. It's just not. Seriously, imagine dying 30 times on a boss. Is that what you really want?

Then there's this whole Zelda-Mario comparison, as if Link is playing tennis against a smiling Ganondorf. Tell me, what Zelda game cheapens the series' heritage? We haven't seen Link party on a board game or play sports, we haven't seen Ganondorf as a controllable character (in the Zelda series, you weeners), we haven't seen anything like this. And I don't understand how people are viewing the recent additions to some Zelda games as childish. OMGZ LINK MAKES NOISES WEHN HE SWINGS HIS SOORD I FEEL EMBARASED PLZ STOP. Yeah, totally ruined the game. If you can handle his noises in OoT, MM, and TWW (and on a different note, what's with these stupid abbreviations?), then you can take the GODAWFUL PAIN in the remake.

In short, I guess Miyamoto's run out of the pixie dust in his little wand. Maybe he's directing it towards Pikmin (uh oh, starts with the same letter as Pokemon!), maybe he's passed it on to Aonuma, the evil blasphemer that he is, perhaps Sony or Microsoft has taken it! By the way, I love the Disney comparison! Have you ever heard a ten year old (the same age most of you were when you saw the Lion King) complain about the new Disney movies? Have you? I rest my case with that, and I rest my case with all of you. Stop whining, buy the new Zelda games, or lock yourself in a dark and empty closet with the old ones. Or, God forbid, stop buying them if you're really that upset. Oh wait, but you can't! Nintendo has you in their hands and will not let go. Ever. If any of you ever see Miyamoto on the street, tell him what you think of the new games. Maybe he'll pretend to notice you. But he doesn't care. Haha.