Originally Posted by scrooge07

I was playing the drums in church today, when one of the younger kids (about 7 or 8 years old) came up to me and asked me what I knew what masturbating was. I thought he had just heard it somewhere like on T.V. But I said yeah. Then the shocking thing was that he proceeded to show me how men did it while using his finger. He also said that "It's when a man practices sex on himself." I was like "how do you know that?" And he just kinda walked away.

Major points:
This kid was 7-9 years old, and it was in church. HOLY crap.