Originally Posted by Mohammad Titanium

I'll never fall to the Dark Side. I am a Jedi, like my father before me. Plus, Jedi don't like cookies. Help the light side, and you'll get FREE CAKE AND BROWNIES!

You can also still join if you just want the free food. All you have to do is remember these codes of the Jedi order:

Fear leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to suffering.

There is no emotion; there is peace.
There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no passion; there is serenity.
There is no death; there is the Force.

Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
Jedi use their powers to defend and protect, never to attack others.
Jedi respect all life, in any form.
Jedi serve others rather than ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

Now LinkLover, I don't want to kill you, I just want to tell you that the Dark Side sucks.