title: the legend of BWAAAAAAA!!

story: Link is taking a casual stroll through hyrule when a magician of some sort see's him, and this magician is a gannondorf nut, so he turnes Link into a rabbid, basically its a zelda game where you are a rabbid and have to defeat bosses, finish dungeons as a rabbid

weapons are
salami = the wooden sword of the game, starter weapon
bog brush = the oradon sword, weapon you find on the road
plunger = the master sword of the game, get it from the toilet of destiny inside the temple of time (woot!)
spatula = the biggoron sword of the game, crafted by a master goron chef