My high-school french teacher, one of the most excellent people on the planet, can be easily distracted in class into talking about everything from the operating mechanism of a U2 Bomber, to the political causation of 911 (and why it was mostly Clinton's fault), to the personal security available in small European apartment buildings.

He begins every second sentence with "Kay; here's the thing..." and completely unnerves 75% of the school's population. He beleives the federal government pressured his last boss into firing him after he wrote a harch critisms of brian mulroney (Canadian PM during the early 90s).