Meh... fortune cookies today suck. Thay always tell you "You will find true love." Or mine do that. I mean hell of course I'ma get a girlfriend one day! If I don't... then that shows just what a loner I am... which I'm not.

And then some more stupid places give you ones that say things like "You are very outspoken and have a good mean to do some ♥♥♥♥♥ with your life." And I'm just like, "OK! I'ma skip the fortune and move on to those umm... lucky numbers here...." Because that's not even a fortune, I know what I am now.

And the really retarted restaurants screw up the fortune AND the cookie. You heard me right folks, there are places that will give you a BAD COOKIE. I wonder... is that even legal?!? A bad tasting cookie with an unsatisfying fortune.