Um, let me see. I guess I'm a regular member by now. This is my pecking order.
n00b: Who cares? They'll be gone soon anyway.
Newbie: 0 days to a month
Regular Member: 1 month to a year
Veteran: 1 to 2 years
Oldie: 2 years or more
OMFG! Why don't you leave already!?!: More than four years.
Please tell me if I got this wrong.