Hey guys. I've been trying to write something funny for a while now and I thought doing a TP Parody on ZU would be a good choice. As far as the rating, it was kind of a tough choice. This is definitely not G rated, but it's not M either. I rated it T, but it should be considered about 13 and up, not 10 and up. There is some language and a few other suggestive things, but not M rated things. Anyway, there's my warning. I hope you guys like it!

Chapter 1-Conversation with Rusl
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Rusl: Hey man…do you ever, like, feel all not-cool when it’s, like, dark outside or whatever?

Link: Hey man…do you ever, like, NOT try to talk like Tommy Chong?

Rusl: Who the hell is that, man?

Link: Nevermind

Rusl: I heard it’s, like, the time when our world…*slurs off*

Link: …our world what?

Rusl: Huh?

Link: OUR WORLD WHAT!?

Rusl: …oh…intersects…*whispering* with theirs…ahhh

Link: *sigh* I’m not even going to ask.

Rusl: Isn’t that, like, totally deep and stuff, man?

Link: I need to find your pot stash.

Rusl: Not cool, man! Don’t be taking my…*slurs off again*

Link: Ugh…why’d you ask me out here anyway?

Rusl: Oh yeah…it would be totally cool if you would, like, take this gift thingy to Hyrule for me or whatever.

Link: Let me guess, Mayor Bo asked you to do it like always but ever since you discovered the pot plants growing south of here he figures you’re going to be too stoned to walk straight and might stab people if you think they are trying to bring you to “the man”?

Rusl: Wow, that’s, like, exactly what he said to me, man. So, like, will you do it, man?

Link: Whatever.

Rusl: B*tchin’!

They begin to walk back to Ordon. Rusl is trying to lock the gate.

Link: Rusl...

Rusl: Yeah, man?

Link: I don’t think your finger is going to work as a key.

Rusl: This is a key, man!

Link: No, that’s your finger. The keys are hanging from your ear.

Rusl: Hey, my finger can be a key if he wants to, man. Don’t…don’t be a jackass. Fingers have feelings too.

Link: That’s the fourth body part you’ve claimed to have feelings this week.

Continues to try to lock the gate.

Link: Oh for God’s sake, let me do it. You’re going to hurt yourself somehow.

Locks gate. They reach Link’s house.

Link: Ok, bye Rusl. Try not to kill anything on your way to your house.

Rusl: Hey, we need to go to the fountain, man.

Link: What? We were just there!

Rusl: We HAVE to, man! Come on!

They go back.

Rusl: Hey man, will you go to Hyrule for me?

Link: YOU ALREADY ASKED ME THAT!!!!!!

Rusl: Really?

Link: I hate you.

They go back to Link’s house.

Link: Ok, BYE Rusl.

Rusl: Hey, we need-

Link: If you say we need to go to the fountain, then my foot’s going to need to go to your ass!

Rusl: Fine, be that way, man.

Rusl leaves.

Link: FINALLY!! So many That 70’s Show rip-offs…
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END OF CHAPTER 1

I know, chapter 1 wasn't that good, but trust me, it gets better. Chapter 2 should be up later tonight.

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