OKe oke. New chapter.

Chapter 5: Forsaken Fortress Part 1

On the deck of the Pirate ship

Tingle: Pretty lady? Pretty lady? Where are you?

Link: Her name is Tetra, Tingle. And she's mine.

Tingle: I don't know, I think she likes these clothes that I stole from you.

Link: YOU STOLE THOSE FROM ME?!

Tingle: Why yes, yes I did.

Link: I'm so going to kill you.

Tetra: HEY! I'M UP HERE!

*Link and Tingle climb ladder to watch tower*

Tetra: You see that? That's Forsaken Fortress.

*Tetra points to a castle like place full of spot lights*

Link: Well, where's my sister?

Tingle: Yeah, where is she?

Tetra: I'm not- HEY! There's a bunch of birds crapping on that moblin! ahahahhahahahah!

Link: Wait, those are seagulls! My sister loves seagulls! And the way she cooks them is just great!

Tingle: You eat seagulls?

Link: There's nothing else to eat, besides people.

Tingle: And you thought I was crazy. *Eat a bomb*

Tetra: Now, if only there was a way to get up there...

*Five minutes later, Link is stuffed in a barrel*

Link: What the- HOW DID I GET IN HERE?!

Tingle (muffled): Well at least your on top.

Link: Oh no, Tetra! What are you doing?

Tetra: I'm just going to send you flying at Forsaken Fortress, where if we miss, you could smash into the wall and die a horrible death.

Link: Ok, I thought you were doing something dangerous. Wait- WHAT?!

Tetra: Bye!

Tingle: NO!!!! I LEFT MY MONEY!

*Sent flying into the wall of Forsaken Fortress, where Link loses his sword, and Tingle loses his balloon. Link and Tingle fall into the small lake below, but climb out. But then Link's pocket starts shaking, and Link pulls out a necklace*

Link: How did this get in here?

Tingle: You wear girl's jewlery?

Link: Nope... At least I don't think I do.

Tetra: Looks like we missed. We were supposed to send you into the spikes! STUPID STUPID GONZO!

Gonzo: Sorry...

Tetra: And your sword landed all the way up there... Oh well, sucks to be you!

Link: I hate my life.

Tingle: I love my life.

Link: Don't you care that nobody likes you?

Tingle: EVERYONE LOVES TINGLE!

Link: Name five people that do.

Tingle: Uh... um...... Hyrule144!

Link: OMG! YOU BROKE THE FOURTH WALL!!

Tingle: Hey, while we were talking, we walked up those stairs.

Link: WELL NO DUH!

Tingle: And now there's a big room with spot lights and OOH! Rupees!

*Tingle runs out to get rupees, and is almost caught in a spotlight, until Link pulls him out of the way*

Link: Wow. These people must be really blind if they need a stupid spotlight to see a bright outside.

Tingle: Most people are stupid.

Link: Including you?

Tingle: Yes-No-MAYBE!!!

Link: Okey dokey then.

*They cross the room by sticking to the wall, and making it through the door*

Link: Now we have to go up to the very top!

Tingle: Ok then, but we need to be very very quite!

Link: LIKE THIS?!

Tingle: You really are the retard, not me.

Link: Yeah, whatever. Let's just go.

Bleh, not one of my better chapters...

Also, fixed chapter numbers. Thanks.

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Canada.