Re: [com] Super Mario Bros. NES Parody [G/T]
I got a new chapter I bought on Ebay... I mean wrote, so pop some pop-corn and watch the show!... I mean text.
I hope this chapter isn't too random.
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Chapter 3: World 1-3
Mario: See? I told you Bowser would keep us from saving Peach.
Luigi: *picking nose* Huh? Oh yeah, right, I agree that Bush has Alztiemers too.
Mario: Who's "Bush"?
Luigi: Oh, he is a person I made up.
G. Bush: Fool me once.... shame on me..... fool me twice.... can't, can't fool me again.
Mario: You came up with him?
Luigi: Yup.
Mario: *sigh* Let's go.
Luigi: What's with the conviently placed coins?
Mario: Those coins aren't "conviently" placed, they're at least 8 feet above our head!
Luigi: *counts feet* All of my feet are here.
Mario: WTF?!?
Luigi: Wheels Tackling Fruitcakes? Yeah, I hate em' too.
Stoopidmahn: Why am I in this parody?
Mario: Whoa! That was officialy the most random thing that has ever
happened to me in my life. Come on Luigi, let's go.
Goomba: Goomba, Goomba Goo- *squished*
Points: 100 points! Alright!
Mario: Man, those Chestnut Children are driving me nuts. Get it?
Luigi: Uhhh, no.
Mario: It doesn't matter.
Luigi: Hey, Mario.
Mario: Yeah, what?
Luigi: Can we use the Game Genie?
Mario: I'd rather you didn't, there is no telling what could happen if we put in a random code.
Luigi: Yeah, your right.
Mario: Let's use it when we have to.
Luigi: Ok.
Mario: I see a big ass castle way off in the distance.
Luigi: Yeah, me too.
Mario: It may be where Peach is being held captive!
Postman: SPECIAL LETTER TO MARIO MARIO AND LUIGI MARIO!!!
Mario: Don't yell, were right here, and eat a Tic-Tac or something cause...seriously. *takes letter*
Letter: Dear Mario, don't be suprised if this letter is talking to you. MWAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry, but your princess is in another castle! You best friend, Bowser.
Mario: Damn, Peach isn't in that castle.
Luigi: How do you know?
Mario: Because, Bowser just sent us this letter saying that she's in another castle.
Luigi: How does he know? *points*
Stoopidmahn: *shrugs*
Mario: ... Shut up and let's go.
Luigi: Man, Mario, make up a diferent line besides "Let's go" It was good the first time, now it's getting old.
Mario: Would you let the parodist do what he wants?
Parodist: Yeah, Luigi.
Luigi: Ok, I was just saying.
Mario: Cool, floating, moving platforms.
Luigi: Awsome! *jumps* *misses* *falls* AAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!
Mario: LUIGI!!! ...............LUIGI!!!
Luigi: ...........................*falls from sky* AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
Mario: Holy $#!7! He fell in that bottomless pit, and then just started falling from the sky?
Luigi: *falls from sky* HEEEEELLLLLP!!! *falls into pit* .................*falls from sky* MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Mario: *jumps* *grabs Luigi* *lands on platform*
Luigi: Thanks for saving me, that got boring for a while.
Mario: It looked like fun.
Luigi: Nope. It gets old, fast.
Mario: That Flagpole thing isn't too far from here.
Luigi: What's "far" mean?
Mario: Uummm, hmm, I honestly haven't a clue.
Luigi: What's "clue" mean.
Mario: Deal with it.
LUIGI: HAHAHA!!! CAPS-LOCK IS ON!!!
MARIO: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
LUIGI: IT'S So cool, oh man, it wen't away.
Mario: What the hell is "caps-lock"?
Luigi: Oh, it happens only once a year.
Mario: That still didn't answer my question.
Luigi: It happens when someone's head implodes too.
Mario: You still didn't answer my question.
Luigi: What question?
Mario: Never mind.
Luigi: Can you scratch my butt for me?
Mario: HELL NO!!!
LUIGI: YAAAY!!! CAPS-LOCK IS BAck - ow man, it stopped.
Mario: I still don't know what "Cap-Lock" is.
Luigi: So, you just don't have an eye.
Mario: Yeah, I know, I got two of them.
Luigi: You do?
Mario: Uhh, duh.
Luigi: Why do we just sit here and talk and not go save Peach?
Mario: Because, talking is a lot more fun than saving her.
Luigi: Oh.
Mario: Why are you following us, Mailman?
Postman: Um Uh Ummmm, just, checking up on things, yep. *leaves*
Mario: I hate stalkers.
Luigi: Yeah, me too.
Mario: Ok, this place is dumb looking, let's get through this place and get to the next level.
Luigi: Ok.
Mario: Why is there a big block thing in our way?
Luigi: I think so you can jump towards the pole and get on it.
Mario: We could just walk up to the pole and just grab on to the bottom.
Points: But you don't want to do dat, man, you get less point, man!
Mario: What's the flag's meaning anyway, why do we have to put a flag down to get to the next level...
Luigi: LEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOY JEEENKIIIIIINS!!!
Mario: Ooooookaaaaay, that was wierd. *jumps to top of block*
Luigi: *walks through block* Hey Mario!
Mario: What? What the #3!! !
Luigi: Oh come on, hell isn't a bad word, but $#!7 is!
Mario: ... How did you walk through the block?
Luigi: I just... did.
Mario: *jumps toward pole* *does a frontflip* *brings down flag* *astrick*
Luigi: *raises flag* *brings down flag* *caps-lock*
Mario: There are so many doors to this castle.
Luigi: 3 doors on the bottom, 2 in the middle, and a slab of bread on the top!
Mario: Your randomness is getting old, do something else.
Luigi: Ok, but this chapter is about to end.
Mario: *walks into castle*
Luigi: *walks into castle* *hi! I'm an astrick!*
Will Mario and Luigi die in this castle they are about to go through? Or will Richard Simmons appear? Stay tuned to find out!
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So, is it getting better? Funnier? Longer?