Ok, new chapter because I'm bored...
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Chapter 3: Meet Tetra
*Link is walking through the forest*
Link: GIRL?! GIRL?! ARE YOU HOT? I mean WHERE ARE YOU?
Bokoblin: Ooga boogga!
Bokoblin 2: Attacka waka!
Bokoblin: Oke oke
Bokoblin 2: So, uh, we going to attacka waka?
Bokoblin: Oke oke
*Attacks Link*
Link: ACK! *Slashes Bokoblin in face*
Bokoblin: Ouchie muchie! *Dies*
Bokoblin 2: Oh oh no no! *Dies for no reason*
Link: Ok then.
Girl: *Falls off tree*
*Pirate appears at entrance to the forest*
Pirate: Ms. Tetra! Ms. Tetra! My love, my sweet!!! I've been looking all over for you! And I found you a place in my heart!
Tetra: Ye' argh Gonzo? What are they talking about, ya' scurvey dog?
Gonzo: Tetra! Oh buetiful Tetra! I thought that bird had killed you, and eaten your soul!
Tetra: Argh!
Gonzo: Ok, talk like a normal person now, you're not that kind of pirate.
Tetra: Sorry. Now let's go find us some treasure!
Gonzo: YEAH! TREASURE!
Pirates (far away on pirate ship): YA! TREASURE!!
Tetra: *Chuckles* I love being with idiots! I mean, I HATE YOU ALL!
Gonzo: What about this boy? He's seen us, shall we kill him?
Link: ACK! DON'T KILL ME!
Tetra: Nah, just leave that loser. I don't want our blades getting touched by some loser in a green skirt.
Link: HEY! STOP LAUGHING! It's a tunic, not a skirt!
Grass: Uh, that's my sig. You can't say that.
Stoopidmahn: Hey, get out of my Parody!
Grass: Fine...
Stoopidmahn: Continue
*All leave forest, and Ayrll is outside across the bridge*
Ayrll: LINK! You saved that girl! And I got my diary for you!
Link: DIARY! SECRET!
*Run to each other, and the bird takes Ayrll*
Ayrll: LINK! BIG BROTHER! SAVE ME!
*Diary drops from hand*
Link: MUST FIND SECRETS!
*Jumps off bridge, and is saved by Tetra*
Tetra: HEY! You fool! Are you trying to commit suicide?
Link: Maybe. If I was, would you date me?
Tetra: Ewww... *Lifts up onto bridge.*
Later, on the beach
Link: Hey, I have to like, save my sister and all. So can I go with you?
Tetra: No.
Link: Please?
Tetra: No.
Link: PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP?
Tetra: No.
Quill: Hey, Pirates, you should take the loser.
Tetra: Stupid eavesropping bird. Go away.
Quill: I'm just saying that if you big bad pirates hadn't come here, Ayrll would still be here. And also, Link, I thought you hated your sister!
Link: meh. She's ok. I know she's annoying and all, but I still love her.
Band: *Plays a sappy love song*
Link: And I know that I have to save her, even if she's annoying! And- can somebody shut that band up?
Band: *Stops*
Quill: You have to go take him to Forsaken Fortress, because that's where girls with pointy ears have been being taken too.
Tetra: Yeah, well the loser can't defend himself with just a sword. And plus, he's going into the dangerouse forsaken fortress!
Quill: Yeah, well if he wants to commit suicide, let him!
Link: Suicide?
Quill: Don't worry, you'll be fine!
Link: Meh?
Quill: But go find a sheild... Right now.
*LInk goes to Grandma's house*
Link: HEY! OLD LADY! I NEED A SHEILD! *Goes up to find sheild is gone*
Grandma: Link... They took Ayrll... Didn't they?
Link: Yeah, but I'm going to go save her.
Grandma: *Cries* Why would they take a sweet young girl?
Link: Oh, Quill said something about girls with pointy ear getting taken away.
Grandma: Yeah, she's kind of a freak with her ears like that... I mean, *Crying* Take the sheild..
*LINK GOT, A SHEILD!*
*Link exits the house to find Tingle with a sword, and Link's blue and Orange clothes on*
Link: Uh, what do you want?
Tingle: I saw what happened to your sister, and I want to kill- I mean save her!
Link: Ok. Whatever. As long as you act cool.
Tingle: Oh, thank you fairy boy!
Link: I'm not a fairy.
Tingle: Sorry Fairy boy..
Link: MY NAME IS LINK!
Tingle: Sorry Link.
Link: That's better.
ON THE BOAT...
Tetra: Say your goodbyes now.
Link: GOODBYE!
Grandma: *Still crying*
Everyone: GOOD LUCK LINK!
Tingle: GOODBYE MY MANY FANS!
Everyone: *Silent*
Tetra: Why did I even let you bring this freak?
Link: Because he's going to help me. Even though he is a freak who thinks he's a fairy. And He did copy my clothes... OH well. I guess the more the merrier... *Rolls eyes*
How's that?