LOL! A POSTER!!! back on topic

I thought that last chapter was long, so I stopped writing, but then it ended up being short. So to make up for that, I'm writing another chapter right now!!

Chapter 2: Stupid Bird

*Link arrives at Ayrll's lookout*

Ayrll: Link, you look like such a retard in those clothes... AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!

Link: T_T I hate you.

Ayrll: Well, I have a present for you too!

Link: It had better be that Xbox!!!

Ayrll: You can borrow my telescope for one day!!!

Link: Why would I want a telescope?

Ayrll: Because it's my most prized possesion!

Link: Uh, so? Why don't you just give me your diary for a day so that I can read all of your secrets?

Ayrll: Um... ok? But first just look through the telescope.

Link: Fine. But as long as I get your diary! *Grabs and looks through telescope*

Ayrll: So, what do you see big brother?

Link: I see... a really hot chick! Let's just zoom in there a bit on her chest... oooh yeah!

Ayrll: 0.0 HEY! Look over at the mailbox!

Link: No thanks, she's falling over! Oooh, her white shirt got all wet!

Ayrll: Look at the mailbox Link! LINK! MAILBOX LINK!

Link: Ooh, now she's taking it off! Ewwww... She's fat!

Ayrll: LINK! LINK LINK LINK LINK! LOOK AT THE FREAKING MAILBOX!

Link: FINE DAMMIT! *looks at mailbox*

Rito: Hmm... Now where do I put this letter? There's only one big hole in this strange box that says to put the mail in here, but I think it's a trap... Hmmm... Where oh where do I put this letter? *Eats it* Yummy letter... Hey, I think I'm being watched... Oh well.

Link: Ok then. What a freaky bird...

Ayrll: OH MY GOSH LINK! LOOK UP IN THE SKY!

Link: Too... busy... making...fun... of... bird...thingy...

Ayrll: T_T There's an Xbox up there.

Link: WHERE?! *Looks up in the sky, where a rainbow bird is holding a girl*

Ayrll: WHAT IS IT?

Link: I think it's a ho-oh wearing a mask.

Ayrll: This is Zelda, not pokemon.

Link: Oh, then it's a bird that's going to kill and eat that girl.

Ayrll: Look, a boat!

Link: Yeah, and it's firing stuff at the bird. Wait, it's firing cakes?

*Bird drops girl in forest*

Ayrll: Link! You have to go find her! But you don't have a sword!

Link: Oh, I have a sword alright...

Ayrll: Ewww! Link, that's gross!

Link: I was talking about this sword that Orca gave me before I came here.

Ayrll: Ooh. Then in that case, go up to the forest and find her!

Link: Whatever. *Gets off Ayrll's Lookout*

Stupid Kid: HEY LINK! YOU SHOULD GO SAVE THAT GIRL THAT FELL UP THERE!

Link: That's what I'm doing.

Stupid Kid: What's a doing?

Link: Wow, what a stupid kid.

On the bridge overtop of Outset Island...

Link: Eeek! Scary bridge! *Takes a step* AHHHH! IT'S ROCKING! WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO? *Runs to half way mark of bridge, where a board is missing* Noooo... WHHAAAA! WHY ME?! *Jumps over, and runs to other side*
Well, that wasen't so bad!

*Link enters the forest, where a strange green man is sitting*

Link: Heh, I see that they forced you to wear the stupid tunic too, didn't they?

Strange man: No, I wear it because I like to. I'm just like my dad!

Link: Who's your dad?

Strange man: Tingle the 33rd. And I'm Tingle the 34th!

Link: Ok then. I have to go save this girl that fell right now.

Tingle: Oh, that girl. She's hanging from that tree.

Link: Well why didn't you save her?

Tingle: Because she wouldn't pay me.

Link: Wow, you're kind of selfish, aren't you?

Tingle: That'll be 50 rupees to answer that question.

Link: I'm just going to leave now, and save that girl.

Tingle: Maybe I shouldn't be so selfish... Oh well!




Now what's wrong with it? Anything? Anything not wrong with it? What?

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