Ok, welcome to my new Parody. I hope you like it, and please post critism so I can get better! This is also taking the place of Hero of cheese, so forget about it.

Chapter 1: Outset Island

Long ago, there was an ancient kingdom full of people with really pointy ears. I don't know why I don't just call them elves. I guess that's because they're not elves, but more of humans. But they're not really humans either, so I'll call them Hylians. So the kingdom got attacked by a big bad guy who thought he was really cool, even though everyone made fun of his long nose. Hehehe, stupid long nose... Back to the story. There was a hero who traveled through time just to defeat him, and he did, and saved the princess. He dissapeared and everyone was happy that there wasen't a loser in a green tunic running around anymore. But then a foul wind blew across the land, and no, it didn't come from the garbage dump. The evil rose up again, and caused major pain because everyone still made fun of his nose. The people pleaded for they're freaky hero to return, but he ditched them, so they prayed to the gods. The gods were too lazy to smite the evil, so they sat in the clouds drinking water. Nobody knows what happened to that stupid kingdom.

On one island, it is custmomary to dress they're kids in a stupid green tunic and laugh at them, in honor of the Hero of Time, when they come of a certain age.

Outset Island

Ayrll: 'HOY! LINK!
*Looks around the Island*

Ayrll: 'HOY! LINK! IT'S TIME TO LAUGH AT YOU!!!

*Goes up to Ayrll's lookout, where Link is sleeping*

Link: *Wakes up* Whaa? What do you want?

Ayrll: Don't you remember? It's your birthday! (Maybe I should stop knocking him off here on his head)

Link: Uh, so? It's just a birthday. I come up here every birthday.

Ayrll: But it's your thirteenth birthday today!

Link: Uh, your point is?

Ayrll: TODAYS THE DAY WHERE YOU COME OF AGE!

Link: Ok then. I don't really care.

Ayrll: Just go see Grandma. She has a present for you.

Link: PRESENT?! YAYAYAYYAYAYAYA!

*Link climbs down tower and sees snot nosed kid*

SNK: HEY LINK!

Link: *Stares at snot*

SNK: What is it Link?

Link: You've got something on your nose.

SNK: Yeah, it's snot. It's my thing, ya' know?

Link: But that's really gross...

SNK: So, what are you gonna' do about it?

Link: *Rips off snot*

SNK: MY SNOT!

Link: *Throws snot into ocean*

SNK: I'M COMING! *Jumps in after it, and drowns*

*Link is almost at house*

SNK's Mom: Hey Link, have you seen my snot nosed kid?

Link: His name is actually Snot nosed kid?

SNK's Mom: Yes, now where is he?

Link: Last I saw, he was drowning in the ocean

SNK's Mom: Oh. At least I still got my other kid! *Runs home*

*Link arrives at Grandma's house*

Link: Hey Grandma

Grandma: Hey Link. I've got you a present!

Link: OOOH! IS IT A XBOX 360 LIKE I ASKED FOR?

Grandma: Nope, even better! It's a green tunic!

Link: *Holds up Tunic* I'm not wearing this.

Grandma: DON'T DISOBEY YOUR GRANDMA!

Link: What are you going to do?

Grandma: I would put you in the electric chair like they did in my day, but now that's illegal...

Link: I'll just put it on now. *Puts on tunic*

Grandma: There! It looks *chuckles* nice! *Rolls eyes*

Link: But it's so hot in this!

Grandma: I guess that's your problem then. Now go find your sister so she can laugh at you!

Link: I hate you so much.



Well? Do you like it? What did I do wrong?

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