Re: [com] Super Mario Bros. NES Parody [G/T]
I have a new chapter! W00t!
It's longer than the previous chapter.
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Chapter 2: World 1-2
Mario: *falls* AAAAGGGHHHH!!!
Luigi: *falls* WII!!!
Mario: *hits ground* Upppfhh!
Luigi: *still falling* woohoo!!! *hovers around and lands safely on ground* That was fun!
Mario: How did you fly like that!?!
Luigi: The power of the GAME GENIE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAGHAGHAG!!!
Mario: What code is it?
Luigi: I'll tell you for 5 coins.
Mario: Oh fine. *hands Luigi coins*
Luigi: I am the ultimate code-figure-outer, like the Swiffer-Picker-Upper!
Mario: ....Okaaay... so what was the code?
Luigi: It was PigSoap without the "S"
Mario: Hmm....
An hour later...
Mario: ........ P-I-G-O-A-P?
Luigi: YES!!! FINALLY, I WAS WAITING FOR THE PAST HOUR!!! MY GOD, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO FIGURE OUT MATH PROBLEMS!?!
Mario: Instantly.
Luigi: What's the Square Root of-
Mario: 24!
Luigi: But... but... but... It took you so long to figure Pigsoap - "S", and I didn't even finish the question I was saying!
Mario: I can't figure out problems that have minus "1" in them.
Luigi: But it didn't.
Mario: Well, technically, it's like saying that pigsoap is to 6 as "S" is to 1, so it did sort of kinda possibly maybe most likly have a "1" in it.
Luigi: ....??? Forget it, lets go get to the end of this level.
Mario: fine. *goes off*
Mario and Luigi go off and stumble upon a pirahna plant...
Pirahna Plant: Yo yo yo, whatup you mustasheoids!
Mario and Luigi: Mustasheoids?
Mario: We are a whole classified race?
Pirahna Plant: Dur, you didn't know dat homedawgs?
Luigi: Uhhh, no.
Mario: URRRAAAGGGHHHH!!! *sticks hand out* *crushes Pirahna Plant with the Force*
Pirahna Plant: URRGGGHHH!!! *fart* *dies*
Luigi: Whoa! How did you do that?
Mario: The powers of the Game Genie.
Luigi: But the Game Geni-
Mario: With the power of the Game Genie.
Luigi: But-
Mario: WITH THE POWERS OF THE GAME GENIE!!! Damn, how many times do I have to say it to get it through your skull.
Luigi: I still don't know how you did that, the Game Genie only lets us have one code per level, and the code we have on right now is the flying code.
Mario: Oh yeah, I forgot, let's fly over to the end of this level.
Luigi: Ok. (I still don't know how he did that.)
Mario: Hey, I see a wierd turtle thing.
Koopa: Hey yo, no flying or walking or running or stepping on or above, or around my Turf! Espesially no pulling on my Turf!
Luigi: Well, to some extent, I am pulling on your turf, my Gravitational Pull is somewhat tugging on you turf.
Koopa: You better *censored* off my *bleep* turf or else i'll *censored* kill you and rip the sh- oops that one almost slipped out. *blur* out of you colen!!!
Mario: You should have just shut up you know.
Luigi: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS BLAME ME!?!
Mario: Because, your the only one around here right now, I didn't even say anything to him.
Luigi: Oh. *sees pipe* Look, another pipe, Mario!
Mario: Thank you Captain Obvious!
Luigi: Hey! You said the creator of this parody was going to be creative and no cameos, or referances to any other parody or from his previous parody, and now your making referances to Captain Obvious and thats been used way to much.
Mario: I guess your right. *lands* *goes into pipe*
Luigi: *lands* *goes into pipe*
Mario: Hey, were back in the first level.
Luigi: What the hell?
Mario: Lets just bring the flag on that pole down and get back out of this level.
Luigi: But Mario, I think that if coupons are eatable since the chocolate gets malt balls then I do are equal a pancake.
Mario: In English, please.
Luigi: If we beat this level again then we will go back to the second level and get stuck in a loop.
Mario: I don't think that's possible because of one thing.
Luigi: What is it?
Mario: Bowser has never made it to where we can't save Peach, I mean we've saved that sassy, no-good, Richy Rich everytime she got her ass kidnanapped.
Luigi: Hmm, I don't know, lets just beat this level and find out.
Mario: Ok, it's worth a try. *beats level*
Luigi: *beats level*
Will Mario and Luigi go through a loop and get stuck forever? Or will Bowser be so kind to let Mario and sidekick-
Luigi: Hey! I'm no sidekick!
Sorry. And his brother go through to the next level? Find out on Chapter 3: The *censored*
Parodist: You don't have the atthority to give out the name of the next chapter before it comes out, Narrator... Guy Face Man Person Dude! You're getting you @$$ sued big time, and your getting replaced.
Aww man... *dies*
Hello, i'm Narrator! I am your new narrator! Find out what happens to Mario and Luigi on the next chapter!
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So, better? Funnier? Constructive critisim is very helpful for me.