Chapter 2: New Partner

Link: *Runs after Skull Kid* Where’d this pit come from? I better be- Oh sh/t! *Hit’s ground*

Skull Kid: What’s up with that stupid horse of yours? It doesn’t listen to a thing that’s said to it!

Link: …Wha-?

Skull Kid: So I did you a favor and got rid of it!

Link: You got rid of Epona?! Damn you!

Skull Kid: Oh boo-hoo. Why the sad face?

Link: ;_; I’m not making a sad face.

Skull Kid: Hee! *Shakes face*

Link: Ow…OMG! OW!

Skull Kid: Hmm? Eee hee!

Deku Link: Ow…ughh….what happened?

Skull Kid: *Laughs* Now that’s a good look for you!

Tael: Let’s go Skull Kid.

Deku Link: Come back here! I’m not gonna be a damn Deku Scrub!

Tatl: *Smacks him back* Noooo!

Tael: *Turns around* Ding! Ding! Ding! S-sis!

Door Slams

Tatl: *Turns around* Ding! Ding! Ding! *Flies over to door* Whoa! Whoa! Skull Kid! Retard! Come back here! You forgot me!

Deku Link: …WTF…

Tatl: *Slams door* *Sulks* *Turns angrily around* YOU!

Deku Link: Me?

Tatl: Yes you!

Deku Link: You?

Tatl: Not me…YOU!

Deku Link: Me??

Tatl: Shut the hell up! Open up the door!

Deku Link: Why should I?

Tatl: Because if you don’t I will keep dinging!

Deku Link: Your more annoying then Navi! …Navi….

Tatl: I don’t care who Tavi-

Deku Link: Navi…

Tatl: Navi is! I want you to open that door right now!

Deku Link: *Opens door* *Runs off*

Tatl: W-Wait!

Deku Link: Oh no!

Tatl: Hey, I know I was kinda mean back there…but uh…

Deku Link: No way! I’m not gonna make out with your retarded boss!

Tatl: No…Can we be comrades?

Deku Link: HELL N-

Tatl: Good! Then it’s settled!

Deku Link: But I said-

Tatl: Let’s go!

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