OK, lets try chapter 2.

*After link gets the fairy out of the bottle*

Link: So, how come you can talk, and why are you two wandering around in the forest alone?

Dog: Well, an Oracle once gave me a magical item called the voice of the Hyrulian. It allowed me to talk, but only Hyrulians can hear me. And we were wandering the forest to deliver a sacred blade to Hyrule Castle.

Link: WAIT?! I'm not Hyrulian! I'm just from an unamed town!

Dog: That's strange...

Link: So you never told me what your names are.

Dog: Oh, sorry. I'm scruffles, but you can just call me scruffs.

Link: Scruffles? What kind of name is that?

Scruffs: Shut up. The Oracle of Ages named me!

Fairy: HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME! I'm Naggey.

Link: Wow. You guys sure have strange names. -_-

Naggey: You're one to talk.

Scruffs: So, where's that blade?!

Link: When I found you, there was no blade.

Scruffs: Oh no. This is bad!

Naggey: OH YA! THE ORACLES ARE GONNA' BE MAD!!!

*Knocking on door*

Link: *Opens door to reveal a purple haird girl*

Girl: HEY LINK! GUESS WHAT?!

Link: What is it now, Soria?

Soria: I found a sheathed blade in the forest! But it's too hard to pull it out.

Scruffs: MINE! *Snatches it*

Soria: So when did you get a dog?

Link: Oh! Um.... hahahhahahaha.... uh.... yesterday? OH! I think your mom's calling! By! *Slams door* Phew

Naggey: Oooooh! Somebody has a crush

Link: DON"T MAKE ME SHOVE YOU IN THE BOTTLE AGAIN!

Naggey: Sorry....

Scruffs: This is the sword! This is the ancient blade!

Link: OH.... so i guess you'll be leaving now?

Scruffs: Yes, we have to hurry. Why?

Link: Well, you guys are my only friends...

Naggey: Wow. Your a loner.

Link: *Holds up bottle*

Naggey: EEK!

Link: Hey, its a very long a dangerous road to Hyrule castle, and you guys can't fight!

Scruffs: Oh yeah... hey, can you fight?

Link: Well, i have been learning my swordfighting... I'm not very good...

Scruffs: Well, show me what you can do!

*Link does slashes, spin attack, and jump attack*

Scruffs: That's pretty good. Do you want to come with us to Hyrule castle?

Link: Sure! At least it'll keep me away from Soria!

*Opens door, and Soria is right there*

Soria: OH LINK! I was just staring at your door! You have a very lovely door! I just love your door! Its so nice, and shiny, and refined... HEY! Have I ever told you that your door is very nice?

Link: Oh... My... GOd...

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GONE FROM ZELDA UNIVERSE FOR REASONS THAT DO NOT NEED TO BE EXPLAINED.