Yo, how's it going? I promised I'd make an MM Parody, so here it is. My OoT one is over, so enjoy the MM one! =3







The Legend of Zelda:
Majora’s Mask


Chapter 1: Epona Kidnapped

Link: *Sigh* Why on earth did I leave Hyrule? Why am I such a moron?

Epona: Neigh.

Link: Is that all you do you retarded horse?!

Epona: No.

Link: O.O

Epona: Neigh.

Fairies: Hmm…Eee hee!

Link: Let’s stop for a moment Epona.

Epona: *Snort*

Link: This place is an uglier version of Lost Woods.

Fairies: BOO!

Epona: *Rears*

Link: Holy sh- *hits ground*

Skull kid: *Appears* Hee! You two fairies did great!

Tatl: As always.

Tael: I agree.

Skull kid: Let’s go see what is on this midget.

Tatl: Midget? (Look who’s talking)

Skull Kid: Oh! What’s this? *Picks up Bow*

Tael: Oh! Oh! Let me try it!

Skull Kid: *Grabs Tael* *Shoots him like an arrow*

Tael: WEEEEEEE! *Slams into a tree*

Tatl: Ha ha! That’s gotta hurt!

Tael: *Flies back*

Skull Kid: *Picks up ocarina* Ooooh! Pretty flute!

Tatl: Boss, that’s an ocarin-

Skull Kid: Are you back sassing me Tatl?

Tatl: No, but that’s an ocarina!

Skull Kid: NO. It’s a flute damn it.

Tatl: Fine. It’s a flute.

Tael: Oh! What a pretty Ocarina! Can I try it? Please? PLEASE?!

Skull Kid: *Blows* *Laughs*

Tatl: …Boss.

Skull Kid: *Blows* *Laughs*

Tael: Skully?

Skull Kid: *Blows* *Laughs*

Link: Ow…what hit my- WTF?

Skull Kid: *Blows* *Laughs*

Tatl & Tael: Ding Ding Ding Ding!

Skull Kid: *Turns around slowly* Gah! *Hides ocarina*

Link: Here wittle skull kid. I won’t hurt you, come here, come on. *Lunges*

Skull Kid: *Jumps on Epona* Lasta la vista retard!

Link: *Grabs Skull kids foot* Ow! Ouch! Ow! Owie!
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Link: *Falls off*

Skull Kid: Mwa ha ha ha ha!

Link: Epona…I better go get her….I gotta lift my lazy ass off the ground…

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