*Somewhere, deep in the lost woods, a dog and a fairy are wandering*
Dog: Come on, stupid fairy
Fairy: Hey, shut up!
Dog: Just hurry up, we need to get this legendary blade to the town.
Fairy: Yes, i know. So then we can find the chosen one, and find the one who can save our land with the "Blade of Evil's bane 2.0".
Dog: Yes, and we don't have time to mess around.\
Fairy: Ok, i'll be back in a second
Dog: We don't have time to- OH MY GOD!
Fairy: DON'T LOOK YOU PERVERT!!
Dog: *Shudders* That's something i didn't want to see....
Fairy: Shut up, fatty. Lets go, before I eat you.
Dog: Jeez, your a violent little fairy, aren't ya?
Fairy: I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR HEAD!
Dog: EEK!
*Dog runs away, and fairy chases*
Dog: Wow... we've been running for hours... and we still haven't found the town...
Fairy: Well maybe if you asked for directions!
Dog: THERES NOBODY TO ASK!!!
Fairy: Oh yeah, excuses excuses.
Dog: PLUS! Humans can't hear me!
Fairy: Yeah, that's what they all say.
Dog: I'm gonna attack you.
Fairy: You wouldn't dare.
*Dogs attacks fairy*
Fairy: OW! That wasen't very nice.
Dog: Well I'm tired of you being so annoying!
Fairy: *Crys*
Dog: *Sigh* Here we go again... Hey, somebody's coming.
Fairy: wha? Who is that?
*A Dark Knight speeds by on a black horse, knocking the fairy and the dog over, and smashing them into a tree*
Dog: *Wakes up* Huh... where... am I???
Kid: *Jumps back* AHHHHHHHHH!!! YOU CAN TALK?!
Dog: WHAT! YOU KIDNAPPED ME! AHHHH! HELP! HELP! Wait... you can understand me?!
Kid: Yeah, why?
Dog: No reason.... whats your name kid, and did you grab my fairy pal?
Kid: My name's Link. And your annoying fairy friend is in a bottle over there.
Dog: *Walks over to bottle* Um... You do know that when you put a fairy in a bottle, your supposed to take the water out first, right?
Link: !!!!!!!!
Fairy: *Half suffocating*
