Originally Posted by GoldStud

pesant = peasant.

And sounds good, although the title 'Mis-adventures of Link' may have been used before. It's a good idea. Maybe have a pinata that looks like a goron, and then when Link hits its head off a goron gets offended and punches Link in the face. Then Link says 'I saved your people'! And then the goron says 'too bad you can't save yourself' and punches him again.

That's all I'll reveal to you.