Sorry I haven't updated in a while, lots of things have come up lately...
[b]Chapter 2- Show Me the Way!
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DK: Aw, MAN! That damn potion got to my head...gotta...rest...
DK: *climbing the tree to his house* *falls off and busts his ass*
AHHHH! MY TUSH!! FOR THE GOOD GRACE OF KAZOOIE, GET RID OF THIS PAIN!
Kazooie: Who called?
DK: …You know...I didn't really expect you to come.
Kazooie: ...SO WHAT?
DK: Um...well, since you're here...HEAL MY BUTTOCKS!
Kazooie: ...You're crazy. Call me for something that's worth my time, will ya?*flies off*
DK: HEY! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT!?! COME BACK HERE! NOOOOO!
DK is seen running blindly around in wide, chaotic circles. He accidentally bumps into a wall
DK: Ouch. At least my tush feels better...but now I have a hell of a headache! Now where’s the exit to this damn cooped up place? *runs inside a cave* WTF? A dead end? NOOOO-hey! Coins! *picks up three coins* I wonder what these are for?
Bat 1: They're for spending, stupid.
Bat 2: Yeah, SPENDING!
DK: How come I didn't see you there before?
Bat 1: Cause you're an idiot.
Bat 2: Yeah, IDIOT!
DK: Whatever, look, just tell me where to get out of this forsaken place...
Bat 2: IDIOT!
DK: *pointing at Bat 2* If you don't shut up now, I'll rip your wings off.
Bat 1: Hey, that wasn't nice...lets jump him!
Bat 2: ....
Bat 1: What now?
Bat 2: ....
Bat 1: Say something!
Bat 2: *mumbling* Something?
DK: THAT'S IT! YOU'RE A DEAD BAT NOW! *leaps toward Bat 2 and misses by an inch*
Bat 2: Ahhh! *flies out the cave*
Bat 1: Gerald! NOOOOO!
Bat 2: *sees the sun* *dies*
Bat 1: *cries* I'm all alone...
DK: *flies out the cave and falls in the pond* Hey! I can breathe underwater! COOL! And my head feels better! YAY! *swimming around, gathering oranges* This should be a sport!
DK jumps out of the lake only to find another cave.
DK: What the hell? This better be the exit...*walks inside to find a switch with his face on it*
DK: COOL! A switch with my face on it! I must be famous….
Bobby: Dude, you live on an ISLAND!
DK: So? What’s that supposed to-HEY! You can’t be here!
Bobby: I can be here if I want to. So HAH! IN YOUR UGLY FACE!
DK: …Whatever.
DK then butt stomps the switch, causing the gate to open.
DK: Oh, a way out. FINALLY!
DK walks out unto the sunny Isle of DK….wait, does that make sense?
Squawks: *SQUAWK* Welcome to your isle, DK. Enjoy the rushing waterfalls and the light rays of the sun while you can, cause K. Rool is back.
DK: No way...not that dumb bastard again!
Squawks: *SQUAWK* Yeah, and the only thing I could find that wasn't blocked off was that big dome connected to K. Rool's island...so, good luck with your adventure...
DK: Wait, thats it? Just good luck? No more info?
Squawks: Nope. No more info.
DK: Are you sure?
Squawks: *BWARK* Yeah, I'm sure. *flies off*
DK: Sheesh, just a bit more would be nice...what about these little pads? What the hell am I supposed to do with em?
Squawks: *SQUAWK* Oh yeah, those pads are for teleporting. Find two of each number pad so they are connected...
DK: This sounds like a telly phone...
Squawks: Shut up and listen. Now, when they are connected, crouch on one of them to be sent into oblivion!
DK: Why oblivion?
Squawks: Um, I made that up, sorry. You can bananaport between them.
DK: Why must everything here be banana themed? I mean, we gorrilas and apes get PAID to eat those things. Thank God they have decent taste.
Squawks: *BWARK* My work here is done for now. So later...
DK: Yeah...sure...*scratches head*
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Wow, that took awhile!
