Weird dreams are always a source of interesting conversation.

I have a recurring dream that I've been having for about 3 years now, about once or twice a year. Hitler and the Nazi's have taken over my elementary school, to use as their new headquarters. Unfortunately, everyone there is trapped inside by some invisible force, and we cant escape. Most of the students have turned and become Nazis, as have most of the teachers. But a few of us, myself included, have started a rebellion. We are close to finding a way out, but the kindergarteners keep slowing us down, and alot of people think that everyone who cant carry a gun should be killed or set loose to fend for themselves. Eventually somebody decided to put all of the little kids under the control of one person, to take care of them and teach them how to use automatic weapons and how to throw grenades. That person is me. I get the idea this wasnt a choice assignment, because i put up a lot of protest. But I still do it. We put up a good fight, keeping the kindergarteners safe and using them to carry messages. ( which is odd because my elementary school was fairly small, you could shout from one end to the other) One day, while moving the little kids to a safer location, we are caught, almost every one is brutally murdered, and their heads were put on pikes in the principals office. I am burned at a stake after kicking Hitler in the groin.


So thats my dream. Very narcissitic, i know, to give my self the opportunity to kick Hitler, as well as a method of death usually reserved for martyrs. But what can you do?