I'm not sure if I'm going to be doing this right... But there are three links in this one: Green, purple, and brown

Chapter one: The beginning

Smith: *Bangs sword against anvil* Hmm...what too do...I ran out of crack...marajunia... have nothing left to smoke! * Hear's a knock on the door* I DON'T HAVE CRAC- I mean, Come in.

Zelda: *Enters the door* hey Gramps, ya mind if I taking the links to this here party or whatever?

Smith: *Speaks aloud to himself* Yea! A perfect oppurtuntey to get into purple links hidden store of crack! Yeah, he can go.

Zelda: Yeah so like, thanks gramps.
Smith: No problem @#%$!... Hey, crack heads, get down here!

*Up in the link's room."

Purple link: *Wakes up* What he'd set on fire now?
Green Link: *Wakes up* He probaly just wants your crack.
Purple Link: *runs to secret stash, currently under neath Browns bed* My crack. *Hugs Crack*
Brown Link: * wakes up* Good morning everyone.
Geen link: You're in agood mood. Normally you wake up and break you're bed beacuse you had a nightmare of Monkeys, whatever the heck those are
Brown : I killed one of them today, so i'm happy.
Green Link: Whatever. Come on, gramps wants us.
*All the link's head down to see gramps*

Gramps: It's about time you're down, I want you to.

Green : If you don't say anything they can't make us testify

gramps: What? No I want you too-

Brown: We are not going to murder you're ex wife.

Gramps; I want you to- *Waits for inevitable interupption*

Purple: We're not going to bail you out...again.

Gramps: Just go to this...how do you guys say it? shin dig?

Zelda: He wants for you to, like, go with me to this, like, awesome party that we'e having.

Green: Oh, Let's go.

Gramps: Oh, I have a favor to ask.
Purple: We're not buying any crack

Gramps: Darn it...just take this sword to the king.

END OF CHAPTER ONE

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