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Chapter 5
Part 2
Second Period Of The First Day

Link had arrived in the gymnasium to find just one other person there, "some hardcore zora" as he'd say.

Link: Hey.

Zora: Yo

Link: Where is everyone?

Zora: There's supposed to be at least ten people in our class.

Link: I'm Link.

Zora: I'm Ulifus.

Link: Hardcore.

Zora: What?

Link: I think I see some people coming now.

Through the gym doors, about ten other students walked in followed by Ganondorf.

Ganondorf: Sit.

Class: Where?

Ganondorf: The floor. NOW!

Class: Sits.

Link: Why are you a teacher.

Ganondorf: Shutup.

Link: Why?

Ganondorf: Want to know why?

Whole class: Shaking head.

Link: Yeah.

Whole class: Smack head in disbelief.

Ganondorf: Never question the teacher, twenty pushups now!

Link: Pushups?

Ganondorf: Yeah, are you deaf?

Link: What's a pushup?

Ganondorf: It's like when you get down on the floor, almost lying down but palms flat on the floor about shoulder width apart, feet standing on your toes, then lower to the floor as far as you can without touching the ground and then come back up and repeat.

Link: Idiot stare

Ganondorf: Do it!

Link: Right.. you're whack.

Ganondorf: Whack? Backhands Link in the face.

Link: Falls to the floor You want to fight?

Ganondorf: No, I'm enforcing corporal punishment.

Link: Corporal Punishment?

Ganondorf: Oh my god you're so stupid, just SHUTUP! Every time you open your mouth without permission, you do twenty pushups.

Link: But ----

Ganondorf: Twenty pushups!

Link: But ----

Ganondorf: Want to be suspended?

Link: Suspended?

Ganondorf: .....

Navi: Wow this kid is dumb, I have no idea how he beat you before.

Ganondorf: He was like all grown up and smart, now hes little and retarded.

Link: Okay I'll shutup if we get to do something.

Ganondorf: Good, everyone take your bags off and put your stuff in the lockers to your left, and then follow me outside.

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The class went outside, through a little paved pathway outside the school and into a huge field.

Ganondorf: Welcome to my field, now I want you to do three laps around without stopping. GO!

The class began running the distance, it was almost five miles per lap. Within ten to fifteen minutes the fastest of runners arrived. Ulifus was first, followed by some other hardcore zoras and a kokiri kid who was unfamiliar with Link. Later everyone else arrived, Link placed last with a time of twenty-two minutes.

Ganondorf: Horrible Link.

Link: So gasp tired gasp.

Navi: What about your bunny hood?

Link: Hmm, Ganondorf can I go again?

Ganondorf: What for?

Link: I can be faster this time.

Ganondorf: Haha, this I'd like to see.

Link: Puts on bunny hood. Okay.

Ganondorf: You're going to dress like an idiot too? Hahah.

Link: Sprints, going almost at four times the speed he was running at before.

Ulifus: Holy, this panzee is fast.

Mido: Psst, Ulifus.

Ulifus: What are you doing here?

Mido: Want some weed man? I Just done growin' a big azz batch.

Ulifus: Yeah man leave it in my coat in the gym, we'll talk after.

Ganondorf: Who are you and what are you doing here? Sniff is that an illegal substance?

Mido: Err, it's my medicine.

Ganondorf: I want some.

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Link: Finishes running at a time of seven minutes.

Ganondorf: Hahahahahaha! Holy crap a friggin rabbit is in my gym class!

Link: Collapses on the floor for air.

Ganondorf: Kill it! Raises hand.

Mike(some zora): No wait that's a student.

Ulifus: Mr. Dragmire!

Ganondorf: Call me G. Haha G.

Ulifus: This guy's ****ing torched.

Mike: Dude where'd he get weed from.

Mido: Ummm, that don't matter yo let's bounce he won't even know man.


End.

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