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Old 05-22-2007, 05:18 PM
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Re: Zelda Universe Tales (T)

Chapter 4: Plot Twists
WARNING: Involves 9/11, don't read on if you are sensitive on the subject


*James and Scott are outside the Fiction section, finishing the conversation. Suddenly, without any warning, Peefy storms into the scene wearing nothing but a full suit.

Peefy: Not worries, everyone. It's just me. *verbally danced out of his lips at his enterance*

Dom: What an honor, Mr. Peefy... *he said quietly*

Peefy: Oh, Dom. *he replied beautifully as he shook his head in a welcoming matter*

Dom: I'll do anything for you! *said as he begins to hug*

Peefy: No problem with that! Just call me on the Pennywhistle, and I shall come in a heartbeat, young citizen. *hands a penny with a hole in it, and disappears* (equals a cent in America)


Dom: Oh, Peefy. Come back soon!

Scott: Ooookay... lets just get moving, shall we James?

James: *drooling* ooooooh.... oh..... oh, WHAT? Oh, right. Lets. *wipes off drool*




GDwarf: Come here, Gerudo. COME HERE!!

Gerudo: Whaaat?

GDwarf: I don't take kindly to you thinking you run this place... in case you haven't noticed, I run this forum. Do I have to discipline you like the countless others?

Gerudo: No, sir.

GDwarf: Good. Now, get out of here and go back to your mediocre Zelda forum!

*enter Scott and James*

Scott: Salutations, GDwarf. Just a check up after the attack. We'll be taking a look around.

GDwarf: Anything you want, my lord.

James: Excellent. I suggest looking at the "9/11 was it a hoax?" thread. It's the only one that could've been hit.

Scott: Aye.

*5 minutes later*

zeldask8r0990: loose change makes good points. I believe 9/11 was a hoax anyone else agree?

Wolfen: I believe in no such thing.

GDwarf: I suggest you look at screwloosechange.blogspot.com, as they make good points debunking Loose Change.

zeldask8r0990: well, none you actually watched the video. i still stand by my point. 9/11 was a hoax. the government just wasnted oil from the middle east and thats all.

Necco: Yeah, bull****. And movies aren't valid at all, so don't quote them. Thank you.

zeldask8r0990: but the person who owned the trade centers got insurance the day before.

GDwarf: <insert evidence and all to disprove the above and other **** zeldask said>

Blizzaga: Dude, we are the government! And besides, I can't imagine it being a hoax at all.

zeldask8r0990: actually, I believe the pentagon thing is a missile....

ShadowVaati: Did you watch the videos? It showed Airplanes, not missiles crashing in it.

zeldask8r0990: NO, I'm suggesting the planes that crashed into the world trade center were missiles.

GDwarf: <further disproves it>

Scott: Holy ****ing ****. This zeldask8r0990 totally fails at life.

James: Sad, I know.

zeldask8r0990: hey, stfo *******s.

Scott: I think we need the Bantair for this one.

James: Indeed.

Scott: Hey, I always use that!

James: Sorry sir.

*the scene blurs, as Mirror Image appears, sitting alone in vgrc, as the others are still knocked out*

MI: Oh.... I'm so lonely and bored and... hey, what the hell's that?!

*a fire comes, and surrounds MI. Suddenly, it breaks, and MI goes flying down the hole. He was on the roof*

MI: I fell in to a ring of fire...

Voice from nowhere:

I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns, burns, burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.

MI: And I fell iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinto a burnin' ring of fire----

*MI crashes onto the 1st floor, a bit bruised but OK*

MI: You know, it's so boring here. I think I'm going to join ZU, right now. I'll stay to the shadows...--

Future: *sitting on a roof with his guitar* And now folks, at the same time, kika betrays to join vgrc. She and her fatness and pokemans all snuck out the back. They won't see each other, but they betrayed that for which they allied with in their hearts.

kika: Captain Cornflake, Captain Cornflake! I've come to join vgrc! I have secrets there, especially of Scott.

Mirror Image: Scott, Scott! I've betrayed vgrc to ally with ZU. I have hidden secrets of vgrc... especially of what Captain fears the most.

*at the same time*
Captain: So that's what Scott's afraid of!
Scott: So that's what Captain's afraid of!

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Just links this time.

the thread that fails.
Ring of Fire

And I apologize if you were cut out in the 9/11 part. It was mainly to show how GDwarf is also an evil tyrant. (which, you may want to keep in mind... *hinthint*)
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Last Edited by Castiel; 05-22-2007 at 05:23 PM. Reason: Reply With Quote