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Old 05-21-2007, 08:46 AM
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Re: (Com) Link Goes To School [T]

Alright thanks, I'm used to writing the novel way so I'm like an immigrant to this kind of writing. Anyways here's more:

Chapter 2
Invitations


Link had arrived at Kakariko village in no less than 10 minutes.

Link: Time to look for some people I can invite.

Link begins knocking on people's doors, naturally a parent answers and Link explains about the school.

Some Parent: Hmm, what do YOU want?

Link: I was hoping to extend an invite to your son.

Some Parent: Invite?

Link: Yeah.

Some Parent: To what?

Link: School, the new one that was just built outside of Hyrule castle.

Some Parent: Really? Sounds fascinating, sure I'll register my son.

Link: Great thanks.

Some Parent: Slams door shut

Navi: You just got owned.

Link: Owned?

Navi: Yeah.

Link: Nobody owns me.

Navi: Nevermind.

After many unsuccessful attempts, Link decided it would be best to find his actual friends in the lost woods and invite them. He turned around to leave and there was Sheik.

Link: Gets shocked

Sheik: Going to school are you?

Link: Yeah.

Navi: Who's this?

Link: Some hardcore dude.

Sheik: Right, I thought you might want to know... I might be taking school with you.

Link: Okay.

Navi whisper: He doesn't seem hardcore.

Sheik: Throws a nut and disappears.

Link: That's so hardcore! I want to be able to do that.

Navi: I'm pretty sure he's gay, did you hear his voice?

Link: Shh.

Navi: I think I was better off with the Registration Officer.


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Link traveled with Epona down into the lost woods where before reaching his old home, was stopped by Saria.

Saria: Link! Long time no see!

Link: Yeah.

Navi whisper: Okay stop saying 'yeah', it's really getting on my nerves!

Saria: I heard they opened a school now?

Link: Yeah.

Navi: Smacks Link across the head.

Link: Umm, I came here to invite you to take classes at the school.

Saria: Really? Can I?

Link: Yeah.

Navi: Flies away somewhere

Link: Just go down there, registration is up and it's free and everything.

Saria: Who else is coming?

Link: I'm here to invite everyone I can so if you want afterwards we can go as a group.

Saria: Okay I'll wait by your place then.

Link: Yeah. Bye.

Saria: Bye.

Link heads off in the direction of the great deku tree. As always he expects to and does see Mido standing around.

Link thinking: Look at him, thinks he is so tough.

Mido: Link! Is that you man?

Link: Yeah.

Mido: Yo, you a real playa now!

Link thinking: what the hell...

Mido: So wassup bro, what you doin' here? You done killin dem dragons and stuff?

Link: I am going to school next week and I wanted to know if you were going to come sign up as well.

Mido: School? Aight sure if you'z is goin then I will too.

Mido thinking: Finally, a place to distribute my weed.

Link: Is it possible for me to take a look at the great deku tree?

Mido: Actually I ain't allowed to let ANYONE through right now, so no playa.

Link: Yeah.

Mido: When are we going?

Link: We are all meeting at my place in a little while.

Mido thinking: Is he gay?

Link: Notices Mido staring at his body parts.

Mido: Notices Link noticing him checking Link out.

Link & Mido: Awkward silence.

Link: Leaves.


End.



More story-ish than comic, but the real comedy starts when they begin classes at around chapter 4/5.
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