This idea has been in my mind for a while and I'd like to see how it plays out with the good folks of ZU.
***Rated 'T' because of mild language***
Prologue
After defeating Ganondorf, Link was sent back in time and discovered a place called Clock Town. Soon after, defeated the wretched Skull Kid who was causing a lot of trouble and put an end to the chaos there. After that was done with, Link had a barrage of masks in his sack(don't be immature about this word) and a brain that needed learning. He received a letter from Zelda, it read:
"Link, good news has arrived. We just finished building a school for learning and stuff and it's open to everyone in the general area. So bring all of your friends and have them sign up so we can learn together, I trust I can meet you there? Travel back to Hyrule ASAP."
Link looked over at Navi.
Navi: What?
Link smiled.
Navi: Not the pedophile smile...
Chapter 1
Link arrived at Hyrule within a day of riding and had begun registration.
Link: What's sex?
Registration Officer: You're joking right?
Link: Joke?
Navi: Put Male down.
Link: I don't have any mail.
Navi: No I mean M-A-L-E male.
Link: Male?
Navi: Yeah
Link: ...
Navi: Are you retarded?
Navi smacked Link on the head.
Minutes later Zelda arrived.
Zelda: Link!
Link: Heyy Zelda!
Link blushed a little bit.
Zelda: You already registering?
Navi: This the girl you told me about?
Link: Uhh yeah, Zelda this is Navi, Navi this is Zelda.
Zelda: Cool, what classes are you taking?
Link: I just got to that now.
Zelda: Don't you want to know what I'm taking?
Link: Yes.
Zelda: Well since there is a maximum of 5 per day I chose history, language, literature, courteousness class and mathematics.
Link: Okay I think I got it. I'm going to take history, physical education, sparring, running and then I have one more...
Navi: Take magic class.
Link: Are you gay?
Zelda: Take courteousness class with me!
Link: Are you gay?
Zelda: WHAT!
Link: Okay I'll take it with you.
Navi: Are you gay?
Registration Officer: Thank the good lord I'm not a teacher.
Link: Okay I'm all done.
Registration Officer: Okay let me just assign you a teacher and destination for each class and then come back next week when school starts.
Registration Officer goes inside the shack.
Zelda: I think my uncle is teaching a class but he didn't say which one.
Link: Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy.
Registration Officer returns with some papers and hands them to Link.
Link looks at the list and reads the names of the teachers.
Link: Okay for history I have The Happy Mask Salesman? Oookay then. For physical education I have... GANONDORF!!?!? Oh man how did he survive? For sparring I have your uncle, hmm so that's what he is teaching. For running I have an unassigned teacher and for courteousness I have Malon's aunt.
Navi: I can't wait to watch you fail.
Zelda: Great so we have the same teachers for the courses we are taking together.
Link: I'll see you in school, I'm going to go invite some people.
Zelda: Bye.
Link: See ya.
Link begins running in the direction of Kakariko village.
Navi: Okay just hold up one minute. Where's the drop-dead sexy woman you are dating?
Link: Errr, that was her.
Navi: You prune.
End.
Work in progress. I realize its very shallow and 'story-less' but that's all I'm reading online now anyway.